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Stupid Sayings

Everyone says stupid stuff sometimes but when you are a star, it goes on record for all to see for years to come. Here are a collection of the best cringe-worthy quotes.

1.
"The word genius isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
- Joe Theismann

2.
"And now the sequence of events, in no particular order."
- Dan Rather

 

3.
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- Dan Quayle

4.
"I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian."
- Mike Tyson

5.
"It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people."
- Axl Rose

6.
"We are going to turn this team around 360 degrees."
- Jason Kidd

7.
"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to." When asked if he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece.
- Shaquille O'Neal

8.
"First my mother was Spanish. Then she became a Jehovahs Witness."
- Geri Halliwell aka Ginger Spice

9.
"I'm not good with time. Like, if I ask you the time and you say A quarter to 2, I wouldn't know. Why can't you just say 2:30?"
- Snookie

10.
"We made and spent at least 10 million dollars. The thing is, we heard that the planet was going to end in 2012. We thought, We have got to spend this money before the asteroid hits."
- Spencer Pratt

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